Valentine's Day

If I hear one more bitch complain about Valentine's Day, I will effing lose it.
Ha freakin Ha, Singles Awareness Day, SAD for short, did you come up with that yourself?
No. No you did not. Some other lonely, pathetic person came up with it like, at least 20 years ago, and it wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.
I don't care that you're single. I don't. You must have friends. Or at least multiple acquaintances, I mean, I have you on Facebook, don't I? I'm sure I'm not the only one you have on Facebook. So maybe try hanging out with all the other people on Facebook who are making stupid jokes about SAD and have fun.
It's Valentine's Day. It's not Christmas. It's not your birthday. I would 100% understand if you were complaining about not having a good one of those (not because of lack of gifts, because I would punch you for that, too). But it's freakin Valentine's Day. It's like St. Patrick's Day. If you get to dress up in green and have a good time, that's awesome. BUT IT'S NOT A REAL HOLIDAY.
Yay for everyone who has a significant other, go out and celebrate it and be annoying and cheesy. I know I will be doing that. I love Valentine's Day.
But seriously, if you're gonna complain about it, that is probably 98% of the reason you are single in the first place. Make the most of it, and show the people who you love that you love them. Or care for them.

Or, as a last resort, get drunk and pass out.
But stop complaining about it. It's pissing me off.

--T.