I'm sorry, but...

I just need to come right out and say it: baby bumps scare the poop outta me. I mean, I know, it's a beautiful thing, you don't know until you've had one, life is a miracle. I get it, I do. But people taking pictures of their creepy bellys gives me the willies. Nothing against pregnant people. I love them. And babies. It just kinda gives me the heeby jeebies. Like people holding chainsaws. They're probably nice people. But it kinda scares you.